Smite First Ask Questions Never - Paladin Tee

Archive Reel: RR-SFAQN-02
Scene: Holy Overreaction
Filed under: Divine Certainty / Vengeance / Consequences

The mystery had layers.
The paladin had a sword.
Only one of those made it into the final report.

This broadcast fragment shows a grinning holy crusader charging through the ruins of an unknown hellscape with blade raised, fallen devils in his wake. His smile, like his smite, is radiant. The investigation phase has been canceled in the face of holy vengeance.

The Archive logged a strong resonance spike here: certainty, volume, and righteousness that made nuance flee the room.

Every table has this moment: The suspicious and a-little-too-cool npc starts monologuing. The DM is clearly setting the hooks. Then the wrong three words are uttered. The guy who swore an oath of vengeance is a hammer and that npc is suddenly looking a lot like a nail. The DMs planned encounter turns into a percussion section.

Was it wise? Hard to say.
Was it memorable? Absolutely.

This one is for the player who believes questions are for the ones who clean up after initiative. For the oath-bound problem solver on a holy mission and excellent posture. For the one who sees darkness, points at it, and lights it up with it with a smile.

Printed on oathbound black cotton. Bone-devil-pale ink. Unisex fit. Divine oath pending.

Claim the relic. Smite first. Let the clerics and scholars sort the details later.