Live Laugh Loot - Goblin Tee

Archive Reel: RR-LLL-03
Scene: Treasure Goblin
Filed under: Shiny Objects / Party Inventory / Personal Growth

The recovered frame shows a grinning little treasure fiend posted up in a pile of coins, beads, goblets, and the kind of valuables that make parties forget every lesson they learned about temperance.

There's a peculiar air around loot behavior. Everybody at the table feels it. The treasure is too plentiful, too perfect. The room is too quiet... suspicious. 

And still, someone says, "I start grabbing..."

This is for the player who treats treasure like the a personal development goal. For the party member whose moral compass always points at the shiniest object. For the walking disasters who hear the words "possibly cursed" and still begin to fill their pockets.

Printed on ninja black cotton with pale goblin green ink and all the little dungeon details the Archive could stabilize without waking the coins. Unisex fit. Mimic-free guarantee.

Grab your loot before somebody responsible shows up.