Enjoy the Holidays - Warlock Tee

Session Entry: MM-NJTH-05
Subject Type: Holiday Dark Magic
Filed under: Wholesome / Conjuration / Unholiday

Not every family celebrates the holidays with songs and sleigh bells.
Some gather 'round the hearth portal, share a cursed beverage, and unwrap... offerings... and wait patiently for the Dark Star to rise over the tree line.

Because in this house, tradition is sacred.
And he sees you when you’re sleeping.

This relic captures a rare glimpse into the quietest morning of the year:
The dark wizard family enjoying a peaceful morning.
No summoning circles. No screaming. Just the familiar buzzing of family and eldritch joy.

"Best gift I got this year was a silent, starless sky."
- Eldest Acolyte, sipping from his favorite ritual skull cap mug
"My robe came pre-warmed."
- Youngest, tearing through a hexed Amazon box

Printed in hearthlight crimson, cursed pine, and spectral violet on cotton darker than the most silent night.
The perfect holiday tee for those who keep family holiday traditions despite your family's dark dealings.

Light the black candles. Open the portal.
And Enjoy the Holidays